Hiatus

Firstly we apologize for the hiatus Chronicles has taken over the last few months. We simply have lost interest in this blog, despite our rising fame.

We often receive mail from desperate readers asking, “Micalex how do you keep such a zest for life and carefree lifestyle?” and we simply reply… “Please bore someone else with your questions”. But the truth of the matter is there is not one answer for your questions”. But we can give you some advice to keep your self feeling alive and young at the withering age of 21 and beyond. Its necessary always try new things, and no we don’t mean hallucinogens in particular. But step outside of your comfort zone. Don’t be wary of going outside your social circle—strangers and newcomers may surprise you. For example the homeless man sleeping in the dumpster outside of Arbie’s may have some insightful sentiments about sleeping in the dumpster outside of Arbie’s. Equally important don’t be afraid to express yourself through the art of free dance. If a movement hits you, just go with it and see where it takes you. Steer clear from anger, a good way to do this is by always carrying a lighter (for burning things that upset you). Also always have at hand--lip gloss (not lipstick which is made of whales), and always make sure to have some sort perfume (lets face it with all the free dance going on you will smell). And that brings us to another point; make sure you have a grooming routine that will keep you feeling confident, whether it be spritzing your body with Febreeze before a big night out or eating a sprig of parsley for fresh breath. Anyways you get the gist of it… And we’d rather talk about more important things, like our last night adventures.