How to escape creepers

This past weekend we once again were faced with a lingering creeper at a bar. "What to do?" we thought to ourselves. We had already let this creeper buy us a drink, so it would be rude to leave..Because of this dilemma we have tested and proven some interesting ways to escape creepers. Here is our list of compiled schemes for evading creepers after two or three minutes of conversation and the free beverage:

1. Have your friend call you from under the table, (important to leave your phone on the table so he sees it ring), answer the phone, then look distressed or worried, and say things like "waaait slow down, I can't hear you. Are you okay? Good thing you had pepper spray." etc. Then ask to be excused and never return.
2. Say you need to smoke a cigarette, if you can smoke inside of the establishment, note your strong opposition to submitting others to your second hand smoke, "why should they suffer for my bad habit?"
3. If he asks if you want another drink, simply reply "No I can only have one, doctor says not to drink so much with a baby on the way." Problem solved. Expect shocked glares.
4. Gasp! " Oh No its (insert man name here)" you have seen your ex! and must evacuate the area.
5. Fake an allergic reaction, illness, or over intoxication.
6. Admit your "real age" which is only 17.

7. And lastly ask the creeper "So have you ever had homosexual tendencies before?" and he will reply "No, Why?" then you say "Oh because I was once a man."

If you have more suggestions, share with us!!