How to find your true colors

Going to a new school everyone wants to fit in and be known for their individual "awesomeness". The truth is some people just don't have it. They simply are not awesome...so the best thing for these people to do is find an awesome person and emmulate their every move. Note: do not stalk this person, simply become their friend, their numero uno companion. Eventually, their awesomeness will rub off on you, and you will fulfill your awesome potential (i.e. Chris L.).

It is possible to gain awesomeness, it just takes time. There are three types of people, 1. People who are awesome, 2. People who are not awesome and 3. People who think they are awesome, but are not awesome. You must figure out which of these three types you are. People who think they are awesome, but are not awesome, will never become awesome because they are in denial of their unawesomeness.

One may ask, "How do I become awesome?" Here are five easy steps:
1. If you have to try, you have already failed (awesomeness is a state of being)
2. If you are unattractive try to be funny, but dont try just be

In writing this, we have gone crazy and lost track of all of our thoughts (Awesome people do this often). Probably the truth is you should try to be yourself, but not too much. A new revelation has come upon us and we must notify the world wide web...If you're trying to be awesome it may not happen but there are some alternatives to become known in your social circle: Becoming ridiculously overweight, being the guy that "doesn't give a f*ck"--never showering and being generally aloof at all times, become the token drunkard- be hammered at all times ( during school, church, parties, family reunions, work, funerals, blood drives, volunteer work at children's hospital, AA meetings...), be shadily mysterious (never reveal your last name or show your entire face at any time, have a weapon concealed on your body at all times), grow ridiculous facial hair, be the 'angry guy', start fights at the drop of a hat with anyone anywhere, including animals that are "looking at you funny", become 'crazy dancing girl'... So there ya go, your ticket in.